What have I been up to?

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!?"

I have been stuck on the side of the road.

I have been to Wolfsburg.

I have been writing in Ultra VW.

I have been spending many days drunk.

I have been buying more cars.

I have been selling some too.

I have been seductively love making. (HAHA. No.)

I have been embroiled in turmoil and change.

I have been having a wonderful time at shows.

I have been collectively forgetting to inform you.

I have been apologising,

I have been writing poetry.

I have been in my room.

I have been away.

I have been sorry.

I have been returning.

I have been leaving.

I will be back.

See you soon.