How to: Dump an Engine Block into a Beetle with a Hangover.

Step 1: Moan.

Step 2: Complain

Step 3: Cry.

Step 4: Acceptance

Step 5: Turn on the ignition and realise the engine is buggered and some prick mis-sold you an engine for a high price.

I woke up after a heavy night and BAM! My engine had been nicked.