What I Want to Happen in 2015: Part Three - Wishlist

The Wishlist.

Dreams are wonderful aspirations that for us mere mortals that live average or below lives keep us awake, keep us alive, and keep us longing and pushing for more enjoyment in this short time we have in the small world all of us slave away for.

Dreams are what make us human and what we ultimately develop into as characters when we grow up to be big and strong like our mother's and father's said we would.

Dreams are important and never should be forgotten or disregarded. Neither should be the feeling of achieving that goal ever elude anyone in life.

My wishlist is still alive and well, ever changing too. But I want to talk about one very special aim and addition to my dream team.

A Splitscreen. Ideally in the form of a Crewcab (two seats) or a Double Cab/DOKA (four seats) and make the leap into what would be an investment of time, funds and reams of lifetime intrinsic enjoyment.

HOP IN GUYS!

Most avid readers would see me as a Beetle boy through and through, growing up with them for as long as I can remember but it's not a change of heart or a change of affinity but pure evolution, addition, and inclusion into a wider VW family.

It's a very special car a Splitscreen, and those dreams like I say make things happen.

Expect more information later in the year as I would very much like to talk more about these fine cars as I learn more about them.

I think that's pretty much my 2015 aims in a nutshell, I hope you enjoyed the three part mini series!

Part Four:

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What I Want to Happen in 2015. Part Two

Shows, Shows, Shows!

Hello, Belgium.

That's the aim for 2015, more VW shows! But if you even mutter think about the word show to any of the Beetle's I've owned, then they won't start up (VolksWorld springs to mind).

2015 is the year though after missing 2013 because we were building up my first car, McCartney and the stillborn Lola for a brief period after she bit the dust thanks to a safety concern because it was fucked underneath, below, and everywhere in between. However, she did come with rare original chrome lightbulb housings.

2014 was a bit more in the right direction, I was still unable to travel under my own steam for virtually the whole show season again as McCartney failed on me and promptly sold for a cut price. He made way for Lennon and by October and the Brighton Breeze, the run for the fun really kicked in. I still managed to run a decent amount of shows that roughly hit double figures, so it was a decent show haul for a 'limited run'.

Therefore, I aim this year to do more shows. I already go with the famalam to the family friendly ones such as Dubs at the Park and Stonor Park (no drugs there unfortunately) but 2015 holds bigger steps in the right direction, travelling much of the UK to the largest events in the VW community such as Big Bang, Bug Jam and hopefully Busfest. The latter (Busfest), will be talked about more in my next edition for valid justification

I also want to make the jump into relatively unknown territory in the Bug(s), Europe and specifically the European Bug-In in Chimay, Belgium. For people unaware of European Bug-In, it is one of the biggest shows on the VAG calendar inviting and showcasing the meanest, fiercest, and sexiest VW's in the whole continent. 3 show days and extra days before and after in the town of Chimay are from hearsay, the best experiences of the year.


They even shut the town off to other road users and aircooled VW's rip down the streets bidding for the accolade oft the fastest 1/4 mile dragster over the festival.

This is going to be a very thrilling year, I am certain.

Part three next, the wishlist.

What I Want to Happen in 2015. Part One

First things first, I'm a realist. I don't plan to make an outrageous resolution where I know full well I would never have the means, nor the motivation or the funds to see it through. Being outlandish is admittedly something I can pull off, but only in small measures like the way I dress, or my character.

Until a couple of years ago, I was very much a nearly man because I never saw anything through once I achieved it, or merely once I laid eyes on the prize in waiting. But that attitude since changed. It doesn't mean I hit the gym everyday, filled up to my eyeballs in 'roids and whey protein because that isn't me in the slightest.

Any bloke on Saturday nights impressing the ladies be like "look at my roid's yo'"

However over the next few days, I want to outline my aims and goals over 2015. I could be very minimalist and say no more, no change for me because 2014 was pretty much there in terms of perfection, but I am sure like any champion or determined individual, I'm out to impress and impress I shall by what I do and how I go about doing it, with some time to rest and play along the way too.

Onto part one, Mr Jake Bugg.

The nearly man, but good things come to those who wait.

This has been a very popular name on my blog as there has been a lot of talk about him but not a lot to show for it. But this car is like me of two years ago, the nearly man. By no means has Jake been overlooked, it's just been poor luck and poor timing to why Jake didn't get a taste of the road under his own steam in 2014. Lennon is the reason why.

Lennon, who is Jake 1.0 effectively as he took shape with the original colour scheme and interior that was meant for Jake Bugg which we aptly dubbed Lime Cream with his creamy/lemon paintwork and lime green interior inside, a combination on paper easily scars the masses but when looked at, pleases the doubters.

I aim, with the help of my family and exterior team involved to get Jake Bugg finished and on the road before the end of this year. He will be our project for the year ahead and to me and my family that although it's just a car but the character is possess is just wonderful. I am certain that this will be a project that I will never forget.

Our plans for a colour scheme has been much debated and evolved over the 8 or so months we have collectively thought designing our Bug. I can safely say that I know full well what it is going to be, but it wouldn't be fun to run a whole restoration by telling you the colour's straight away?

Imitations wouldn't be well received, that's all I'm going to say with this one.

2014: 100,000 visits. 87 posts, 10 shows, 7 Beetles, 5 websites/magazines, 2 cover stories, 1 loyal family.

Credit: Aaron Slater. I miss my beard.

100,000 visits. 87 posts, 7 Beetles, 5 websites/magazines, 2 cover stories, 1 loyal family. A memoir about 2014 a very huge, global nutshell.

Thank you all.

2014 has given me the most wonderful memories, and I have finally been able to lay to rest the hope that the succeeding year will be a better one. In the 20 years I have graced this Earth to wish for I have witnessed some good, but mainly a lot of turmoil. 2014 has the eternal accolade of being a year where I have been able to look back, smile and have a hint of disappointment that it was all over.

Like a Blockbuster movie (which we saw the remnants and dust of the VHS rental chain at the beginning of 2014 mind you), it had it all. Guns, Boobs, Glamour, the LOT!

So before you all scroll down, get bored and have a look at the pictures, I want to thank each and every one of you who has been involved in the build process for not only Lennon but all the other Beetle's throughout the year. So Elliot the transportation man, Doug, Dale, VW Heritage for Parts (who I now work for!), and my beloved family I thank you all for ensuring this madness was built to last.

Also, I want to say thanks to everyone who gave me a shot in writing. That would be Kate Bedward from ClassicVolks.com, Jason from the legendary Rothfink who allowed me to get the contact to meet Ig at VW Vibe for my first ever story in a VW Magazine, which only then gone and hit the cover on my first attempt.

It only paid off because from there, I hit the big time for me in the form of a gig writing for Ultra VW which again culminated in another front cover (albeit not the feature) for November 2014's issue. I am unbelievably stoked about that and I always will be.

But mainly it was a year where my skills and talents started to show through. Writing. How was it possible? Like most success stories of course... by doing bugger all at your workplace.

From the VW side, I wasn't in my poster boy Lennon at the beginning of the year but rather his predecessor, McCartney. 2014 was suffice to say in the early months, very rotten as McCartney, a 1968 Beetle, wasn't the most co-operative of cars. Frequently breaking down was his thing and although he served me a few thousand miles and a brilliant photoshoot by my very good friend, lover, and confidante* (no homo) Aaron Slater before his engine finally got the better of me on the biggest day of all...

Lennon, the blessing in disguise...

Lennon, a 1967 Beetle which are one of the most sought after Beetle's around was an absolute pig to restore and an absolute money pit for all of us involved. However, this car has brought us immense joy and he will be a servant to the team for years to come I am certain. All hail Lennon!

2 engine changes, a respray, many long nights, tears and bloodshed.

Here was the transformation:

2014 also showed us that my dad has a brilliant knack for being the ultimate photobomber. 

More than just a new set of rims and a respray. Believe me.

The VW family grew very strong in 2014 and Lennon and McCartney weren't the only boys in the team.

We welcomed Parker who was our small project and left in April 2014.

We wish Parker well wherever you are!

April marked another addition, the coolest of all, Jake Bugg!

A fun fact that Lennon was the original concept for Jake Bugg (and most of the finances too). Suffice to say Jake is still in the state he was purchased at, albeit a lot more solid!

We also said hello to Sting! Originally dubbed the Silver Hornet, he is my other car that has yet to be completed. Although this dear boy does run now which is pretty amazing after 18 years of being stagnant on a driveway at his previous owner. 

Expect more of him in 2015.

Last but certainly not least, we welcomed The Swede into our wonderful family of Bugs! Not a lot really needs to be said about The Swede, he just looks incredible.

Best of all, the only one to stick through it all in 2014? Loyal Doris.

SEE YOU ALL IN 2015!

Bugs in Blankets

Merry Christmas to all that celebrate it and of course Happy Holidays to the 7 billion (and counting) folk in this very small world we call Earth.

A year ago for me has been a very long, yet very interesting one, Last Christmas, I would be talking to my family about McCartney and how troublesome he was on a daily basis for me. 

But the turning point was May, McCartney had gone to a new owner and I welcomed his successor, Lennon to the fray and the rest really was history.

It turns out he was a pretty good singer, too. Here is my car personified for Christmas. 

Merry Christmas everyone, and I will see you all just before New Year for a full scale recap on my life and times of VW ownership which has been unbelievable in every sense of the word.

Now get drunk and fat, it's Christmas!!!

Off Topic: A Helping Hand at Christmas Time

Donating just £10 isn't much, but it's enough to help make a difference for Shelter.

Christmas. December 25th. Not long now.

Get up in the morning, put on your smartest designer clothes and mull over in your mind about what your loving family might have purchased for you to show their love and affection towards you this year, or to keep you quiet in the consumer boom that is Christmas time. After all, it is about giving and receiving so you think about if your presents are the best choices this year, if your SO will be happy with the 5th handbag or jewellery that she absolutely needed and if the Turkey is going to be piping hot and cooked to perfection with all the trimmings.

When you're unwrapping you presents, you're evidently ecstatic with your purchases and gifts, thinking about a strong haul this time around and with the cash injection you received from your parents this season, you start to inadvertently think what deals you could snap up in the Boxing Day sales as your financial windfall ultimately eases the pressure just before payday.

But, just a thought. When you go out and shop until you drop, making your boyfriend (or girlfriend if you're full of year round 'Christmas Cheer' hold their bags while they enjoy a fun, expensive day, shopping until they drop with the latest fashion, gadgets and technology. In the midst of that, in the bigger cities, such as

Brighton, East Sussex, it's almost certain that you will walk past someone who has nothing this Christmas, not a single present to their name, no money in a Christmas card, nor will they have no one to love in a warm and toasty bed and may have to make do with only leftover cold turkey to enjoy later after the whole Christmas season is well and truly finished with.

Spare a thought for the thousands of homeless folk in and around our wonderful nation. Not for a second must you think that they are outside in the freezing cold because they are 'actors' because you once read in the Daily Mail that opportunists sit on the streets for pocket money. This is a real problem at stake and one that people should address en masse. But sadly, people will be thinking about that bargain in the sale or the joys of their 10% student discount this season.

I am not religious, nor do I really enjoy Christmas a great deal but other's do. Homeless people enjoy Christmas too and relish a chance to relive happy days with a roof under their heads. Love one another and spare a little to the people that are hard up on the streets this season. They're only human like you and I.

So, what I have done is donated £10 to Shelter. A charity that I know do good causes for addressing the homeless problem we have in the UK and give people that little bit of hope, especially when it's sub zero out there. I know it's not a great deal, but I am happy that I have donated to helping the cause and make someone's day come December 25th.

Forget that pint, or the tin of Celebrations, just donate what you can and I assure you at this time, the time for giving and receiving as you do with family, friends, and significant others just do the same to someone who really needs it because I am sure if you were in the same position, they'd certainly help you out if you were dealt a bad hand in the game of poker we all endure called Life.

Enjoy your Christmas, or holiday season (depending on your faith of course!), but spare a thought and it will go a long way than that beer you thought about purchasing.

Ultra VW: Good Times

We made the front cover again, albeit not as the featured story. Nonetheless, that works out at a 100% story:cover ratio!

A fantastic year isn't complete yet as the ball keeps rolling, even in the off season.

When I am not tinkering, or at least watching and learning with my Bugs or not indulging in driving them each day to work or to lovely places like the lake or into my hometown cruising around the lanes and streets with people looking at me and my car in a true narcissistic fashion, I tend to indulge in chasing the opposite sex in the shyest fashion possible (which is my true nature, it's easier to write it on a piece of paper), or at least consider doing so.

However, throughout all that, I still find the time to write and this particular piece is no different. 

We, not I, we, have made it into the proper big leagues. I am in this month's Ultra VW Magazine writing in the feature named 'Pride n Joy'. For those of you who aren't aware of Ultra VW, it's a magazine that takes a look on the most striking cars that are currently roaming around the roads of the UK, or merely sitting in the garages of their owner's properties in the winter time, much like myself. The unique selling point of this magazine is that it taps into the younger generation and serves as a silent 'baton handler' to the younger folk who will one day overcome and run the VW scene, displaying some incredible rides and trends in the process.

And I have had a chance to show my skills to many, many people!

I'd like to thank everyone of you who have taken the time to go out of your way to read an excerpt of my writing. That could be a post from my blog, or even a copy of this month's Ultra VW which is in all good magazine retailers (Tesco, W.H. Smith's etc.). To have an opportunity to write to a larger audience is just insane and it makes the sad days when everyone of us gets up in the dark and cold mess which is an English Winter (something I struggle with) that little bit easier. 

It's all smiles for the time being!

Granted, I am a miserable little shit but it does at least provoke a smile on my face when I see that I have contributed to society in a minor way. So thank you all. Thank you to my readers, the ones who have had belief in my writing since day one. Thank you to the one's who don't care about me writing either as it spurs me on to quietly convert you while you roam and surf the billions of pages on the internet to choose my one, just for a moment. Now, after this post is published, I can go back to being the miserable little shit I am and beaver away on new content and find the point of satisfaction.

To the other 6.999999 billion people in the world that I haven't reached yet, I'll be there one day.

I'd like to thank Paul Knight from Ultra VW for the opportunity to write for a fantastic magazine and I sincerely hope it's a start of a fruitful creative working relationship. 

Finally, I'd like to mention that the owner of the Split Screen Bus you see in the photo's is courtesy of Dan Schrader. A great guy and I am extremely proud that I had the chance to write about your awesome bus. I hope to see you at shows in 2015!